JUST FOR FUN

A costumer asked for the bartender for an American beer at an English pub. He was told that the pub served only English brews. Very thirsty, the man asked for the closest thing to an American beer. The bartender returned with a glass of water.


A young mother was ordering a beverage for her child in a restaurant when the waiter asked:
- "What size?"
She answered:- Whichever size you´d like to clean up!"


The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous girl who panicked whenever another car approached. One day, howerer they were in the middle of the lesson when the instructor noticed that she remained completely calm. This time you´re doing fine!" exclaimed the instructor. "Yes", the notice driver agreed. "Now when I see another car coming. i shut my eyes."

We live in New York and our son David was excited when he received his driver´s license  five days after his 16th birthday. like most teenagers, David seized every opportunity to drive the family car. One day he offered to help. he took the car keys and asked:
- Does anyone need anything from the supermarket, the shopping center...or Miami?


A large dog walks into a butcher shop, carrying a purse in its mouth. He puts the purse down and sits in front of the meat case.
- What is it boy? Want to buy some meat? The butcher asks.
"Woof!" barks the dog.
"Hmmm", says the butcher. "What kind of? Bacon, liver, steak..."
"Woof!" interrupts the dog.
"And how much steak? Half a pound, one  pound..."
"Woof!" barks the dog again. The butcher wraps up the meat and takes the money in the dog´s purse. As the dog leaves, the butcher decides to follow him. The dog goes to a house and begins scratching at the door. With that, an angry man opens the door and starts shouting at the dog.
- "Stop!" says the butcher. "He is the most intelligent animal I've ever seen!"
-"Intelligent?" replies the man. "This is the third time thiss week he has forgotten his keys!"